Have you ever sailed across dry land,
With a wooden leg and a hook for a hand?
All dressed in red, with a patch on your eye
And a crew of thugs who could say, "Aye, aye?"
Have you ever played such a game, my friend,
On a pirate ship made of Just Pretend?
Did you ever go on a long, long trip?
To the Milky Way in a rocket ship?